CHAPTER 1: THE YEAR OF YES

Life on the reservation was all Braden had ever known. Since he was very young, he had labored beside his family, caring for horses, tending to cattle and chickens, and planting crops in the rich, fertile soil. But now that he was a grown man, he felt a restlessness stirring, a pull toward a life he had only ever dreamed about.

When he tried to share his dreams with his sisters, they burst into giggles.

“Don’t you know you need money for something like that?” said his sister, Chumani.

“Yeah, last we checked, you were po,” said Wachiwi. “Too poor to afford the last two letters!” They both roared with laughter.

Braden balled his hands into fists. “Oh, just forget I said anything!” He stalked away before they could see the frustration and sadness he felt inside.

“Okay, pause right there.” Sam the therapist held up a hand to stop Braden’s story. “So you had this great dream, and your family stomped all over it? What were you dreaming of doing?”

Braden swallowed hard, then looked at the other men in his therapy group. “I wanted to move off the res,” he said. “And save money to open a restaurant.”

None of the other men laughed. They, too, had their dreams stepped on. Stewart Smith taught business courses at a prestigious university. But he dreamed of going on sabbatical from his work and becoming an honest-to-goodness cowboy. His wife thought he’d lost his mind.

Bentley B. Garner was living the dream and had managed to retire in his early forties. But retirement turned out to be dull. After days sitting on park benches, staring into space, he decided that what he wanted to do most was buy a vineyard and start his own wine label. His wife thought he’d lost his mind, too.

“The thing is, life is short,” said Sam. “I can’t emphasize that enough. Life. Is. Short. If there’s something you really want to try, something that will bring you joy and fulfillment, no matter how small, you must find ways to say yes. As often as you can. Yes, yes, yes.”

“But how am I supposed to just up and say yes to opening a restaurant when I have no money?” said Braden, shaking his head. “That’s impossible.”

“And how do I say yes to being a cowboy when my wife says hell no?” Stewart protested.

“Maybe you don’t start with the biggest dream,” said Sam. “Start small. Each of you. I want you to say yes to every opportunity for the next year. Commit yourselves to one year of yes and see how your lives change. If your wives complain, try reminding them that this is your prescribed treatment from your therapist. The year begins now. Are you ready to improve your lives?”

Braden, Stewart, and Bentley looked at each other then at Sam. “Yes,” they said in unison.

THE YEAR OF YES (a short story)

Braden Howahkan, Stewart Smith, and Bentley B. Garner meet in a radical group therapy class and embark on a Year of Yes. Their individual dreams converge in the not-so-wild west town of Dry Gulch, where they experience wins and losses as they learn to break out of their ruts and say Yes to life.

CHAPTER 9: LITTLE MISS ALABAMA HOLLIDAY (AND MAGNUM)

The cool thing about living in such a star-studded city is that anyone with a little bit of talent could become famous overnight. And as my dad discovered, I didn’t just have a little bit of talent. I had a LOT of talent. Dad wasted no time at all in capturing my skills. He drove me to a popular place on the strip, where tourists come all the time, hoping to catch a glimpse of a movie star. He had me stand in front of a microphone he’d borrow from a friend while he operated a big, professional-looking camera.

“Now sing,” he said.

“Sing what?” I asked.

“Anything. Just show off your voice.”

So I sang. I sang songs I’d heard on the radio. Songs by Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez and Harry Styles and Beyonce. I sang every song I knew the lyrics to. Within a few minutes, I began to draw a crowd.

My first crowd!

When I was done with my little acapella performance, everyone stood and applauded. It was the best feeling in the world.

By the end of the week, I had a music producer, who worked with a team to promote me. I still went to normal school during the day, but I spent long afternoons and evenings in the music studio, recording songs someone had written for me to sing. It was fun, but exhausting.

My producers started to book gigs, too. Mostly, they were concerts for some more famous singer, and I was an opening act.

“Introducing a very talented, up-and-coming superstar,” the announcer would tell the audience. “Put your hands together for little Miss Alabama Holliday!” The audience always cheered, then broke into awwwww as I stepped out on the stage and reached up for the microphone. Then I would belt out one of my songs, and everyone went nuts, stamping their feet, whistling, clapping.

For me!

It was all very exiting, but the celebrity life started to take its toll. I was often exhausted after late nights in front of the crowd, or signing autographs, or doing publicity photo shoots. My grades at school started to slip.

“Maybe we should cut back on your concerts and signings,” Dad suggested.

I lost my temper at this. “This is MY career!” I yelled at him. “Don’t you DARE try to sabotage it just because your own career went down the tubes!”

Dad was stunned into silence. Later, he told me he wanted to punish me, but his mind went blank. How exactly do you discipline a celebrity kid? You can’t exactly ground them, or their career might suffer. Instead, he calmly told me to speak to him with respect from now on. Then the next day, he pulled me out of school and signed me up with a tutor who specialized in teaching celebrity kids.

That’s how I met my best friend, Magnum Farris. Like me, Magnum was an up-and-coming singer. And we also liked some of the same stuff, like swimming and trading Voidcritter cards.

“You’re my first-ever best friend,” he told me. “Before you, all I had was my mom.”

“I totally get it,” I said. And I did. Because before I met Magnum, all I had was my dad. And Maulik, of course.

“Be careful with this new friend,” Dad told me. “You’re both competing for the same spot. Just remember that the sky isn’t wide enough for two suns to shine at the same time.”

At that moment, I became determined to prove him wrong.

CHAPTER 8: THE KID WITH PIPES

My dad became a different person almost overnight. First, he turned into a clean freak, scrubbing and vacuuming our house until it glistened. He set out rat traps and insect bait and made our house much safer and cleaner. He even took down the pictures of himself modeling underwear. Well, most of them.

The biggest change was that my dad retired from the modeling business. He got a job working in an office.

The work was kind of boring by comparison, he said. No glamorous trips, no photo shoots on tropical beaches. But it paid well, and he got along with his new coworkers.

Best of all, the hours were shorter. He was able to see me off to school every morning and spend every evening and weekend with me.

Occasionally, I still hung out upstairs with Maulik, who was often busy painting, but still made time for me. One day, he even painted a picture just for me. I liked it so much that I made up a song about it and sang it for Maulik. I sang all the time when I was by myself, but it was the first time I’d ever sung for anyone else before. He was shocked.

Later how told my dad all about it. “You know, I think your daughter has a really special talent. You ought to hear those pipes. Kid can blow!”

Dad had never heard me sing before. “You think so?” he asked.

“Yup. You need to get her signed up with a music producer. She’s that good, man.”

Dad wasn’t sure. He knew how hard it could be for talented kids to grow up in the public eye, and he just wanted me to live a normal, happy life.

Only, I wasn’t normal, and I wasn’t happy. I was lonely. I played by myself and was mostly ignored by other kids my age. The only time I was happy is when I was singing.

Then one day, Dad and Maulik took me to the local park. Maulik was busy making art while Dad shot some hoops.

I had no one to play with and felt too shy to talk to other kids. So I started to sing. I was only singing to myself, but then a bunch of other kids started crowding around me to listen.

“You’re really good,” one of them said. “Are you like, famous?”

My dad noticed the crowd and came over to check on me. When he heard me sing, he stopped in his tracks. For the first time, he saw that I was an extraordinary kid. I was bound for much bigger things than he or I had ever imagined.

CHAPTER 4: THE MOUNTAIN

Afterwards, Kelsey hopped out of bed, scooping up her clothes as though she was in a hurry.

“So when can I see you again?” asked Antares. He climbed out of bed, too, and reached for her, but she pulled away.

“You can’t,” she said, frowning. “This was a one-time thing.” She disappeared into the bathroom, leaving Antares standing there, stunned. A one-time thing? Normally, he was fine with that. One-time things were his thing. But with Kelsey, he’d wanted something more. Something lasting.

“Can I at least call you sometime?” he asked when she emerged from the bathroom.

“No. It’s better that you don’t,” she said coldly. Then she was gone.

He wasn’t ready to give up so easily. After a few phone calls to the studio where her show was filmed, he was able to get her phone number. She answered after a few rings.

“Hi, it’s me, Antares,” he said.

“What are you stalking me now?” Kelsey didn’t sound impressed.

“No! Of course not. I just…wanted to make sure you have my number. If you change your mind and decide you’re ready for something more serious, text me, okay?”

She sighed heavily. “Okay, look. I’m never going to call you. I’m with someone else, understand?”

“What…since when?” Antares clutched his phone hard enough to break it.

“Davis and I have been together for years,” she said. “We’re getting married next spring. You were…a mistake. I’m sorry,” she added, her voice softening. Click! The phone went dead. For a long moment, Antares stared at it in his hand. Then he crumpled.

Unbelievable! Kasey Holliday was already in a relationship! And not just any relationship. One with Davis Duff, aka “The Mountain,” star of five action blockbuster movies, including Razorblade Ridge and Shoot ‘em All. Antares could never compete with that kind of fame and glory. After all, he was only a panty model.

Over the next few days, he was able to piece together more facts about Kasey and Davis, whom fans had apparently shipped as The HolliDuff. They’d been together for eight years, in a passionate whirlwind of a relationship that had been captured by so many tabloids, you had to live under a rock, or simply be Antares, to not have heard of it.

Every now and then, the couple had a huge fight and took a break, but they always got back together in the end. Antares, unfortunately, had encountered Kasey in the middle of one of these breaks.

And now it was over.

For the next few days, Antares drowned his sorrows in tequila and gin. And the more he drank, the more his blood boiled. Why should he let that Mountain guy steal Kasey away from him? If he cared about her at all, he never would have let her go in the first place.

“I know what I’m going to do,” he told a random woman sitting next to him at the bar. “I’m gonna call him out. I’m gonna face that bonehead and win her back.” He downed another drink.

“Yeah? Good luck with that,” said the woman.

“Oh, you don’t believe I’ll do it? Watch.” Antares took out his phone and began to dial another number he’d acquired from his network. The number of Davis Duff.

CHAPTER 2: HOW NOT TO MEET A PRETTY GIRL

Living in a dump didn’t phase Antares in the slightest. He may not have made it to the big time yet, but he was pretty happy with his life.

His modeling job gave him opportunities to travel to beautiful, exotic locations around the globe. It also connected him with an endless stream of gorgeous women – models, like him, budding actresses, pop stars, producers, and admiring fans.

These women didn’t seem to mind the state of his house at all. As a result, his bed was rarely empty.

To Antares, the women he dated were a temporary pleasure. To the women he dated, Antares was only a temporary pleasure. It was a mutual arrangement. Casual dating, casual sex…

(“Gramma, you said sex!”

“Whoopsie! I’ll try not to use that word anymore, dear.”)

…No expectations, no strings attached. That was how Antares liked to live his life as a young man.

That is, until the day he fell in love.

He first saw her at a keg party in his own backyard. The way the sunshine reflected off her golden hair and dress, she looked like spring and summer, all rolled into one. She stood across the yard among a cluster of gorgeous actresses, talking and smiling and acting as though the world hadn’t just come to an abrupt halt.

“Who is that girl?” Antares asked Maulik. “What’s her name?”

Maulik gave him a look. “What, you think just because I’m from India, I know everybody’s name?” He laughed at Antares’ stricken expression. “Naw, bro. I’m just messing with you.”

Antares glared at his friend. Maulik was always pulling stuff like that to make people think they’d offended him. He wasn’t even from India. Maulik’s grandparents had immigrated here from India decades ago. But Maulik liked to dress like guys in India, because he figured it made him look more ethnic, and looking ethnic might help him sell his art.

“Besides, Indian people know how to dress right,” Maulik always said. “American guys ain’t got no skin in the fashion game. Like, all you’re allowed to wear is jeans and t-shirts.”

Antares knew he should just go over to the woman and ask her name. But for some reason he couldn’t explain, he felt tongue-tied. Instead of trying to talk to her, he decided to get her attention another way.

“Come on,” he said, dragging Maulik over toward the keg. “Hold me up. I’m going to try a keg stand.”

“For real?” Maulik shook his head, but he held onto Antares anyway as Antares grabbed the sides of the keg and hoisted himself off the ground.

“Brah…you’re too heavy,” Maulik grunted, trying to hold Antares up as Antares closed his mouth around the keg tap. “I can’t…hold you…” He lost his grip, watching in horror as Antares tumbled to the ground, beer spraying everywhere.

Antares climbed to his feet, rubbing his sore backside.

“Sorry, man. Are you hurt?” asked Maulik.

Antares glanced over at the girl, who along with everyone else, was laughing at him. His face burned with embarrassment. “Just my pride,” he told Maulik. “Just my pride.”

The Great Alabama Holliday

Lights, Camera, Action!

Welcome to Del Sol Valley, the glamorous hometown and setting for the less-than-glamorous life story of Antares, as told by his daughter, the former pop superstar, Alabama Holliday.

CHAPTER 6: HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE

By the next morning, the novelty of Chandler’s newer, hotter appearance had worn off, and Skyla began to complain non-stop.

“This house is so tiny! There’s barely enough room for one person to live here, let alone two!” Her high-pitched, whiny voice began to grate on Chandler’s nerves. He gritted his teeth and tried to ignore her, but she followed him from room to room, continuing her tirade. “Everything is so dark and dingy. And the furniture – ugh! I’m afraid to sit on that tacky couch. It’s probably infested with bugs.” She shuddered.

Frustration rising, Chandler escaped outside to get some fresh air. Thankfully, Skyla didn’t follow, since she was terrified of breathing in the “gross polluted air.”

As he stood there, gulping in calming breaths, Elisa appeared. “I take it you’re still not happy,” she said, “or I’d have become fully human by now.”

“Of course I’m not happy!” He threw his hands in the air. “She’s impossible to please! She hates everything about my life, including where I live.”

“Sounds like it’s time to enact the third wish on your list,” said Elisa. “Make you rich. Now then, where would you want to live if you were rich?”

Chandler closed his eyes for a moment. “Somewhere tropical,” he said. “Sunny and warm, a big house – but not too big. Lots of trees and nature. None of this—” He waved a hand around at the industrial pipes and towers that had been his view for the past few years.

“Okay then. Let’s make it happen,” said Elisa.

Before Chandler had time to blink, the world around him vanished, and he found himself standing in the middle of a large room filled with expensive, beautiful furnishings. Outside of the large windows was a view of lush green trees and tropical plants. It was better than he’d hoped.

Eyes filling with happy tears, he turned around to thank Elisa, but Skyla stepped in front of him first.

“You did all this for me? Oh, Chandler, I love it!” She swept toward him and kissed him with such fervor, he forgot all about Elisa.

What soon followed was enough to make anyone happy.

But once again, by the time morning came, the temporary happiness wore off, and Chandler was stuck with a wife who seemed to know how to do nothing but complain. Everything was wrong. The house was too far from civilization—where was she supposed to go to get her nails done? The rainforest was too damp, too full of bugs. The tile floors were too hard. The local people didn’t even speak their language!

Chandler was miserable.

“Then I’ve failed,” said Elisa, who sounded just as miserable as Chandler felt. “I’m so sorry, Chandler. I really thought that if I fulfilled your deepest wishes, I could make you happy.” Her large eyes swam with tears, which only made Chandler feel even worse. His unhappiness meant that Elisa—sweet Elisa who’d shown him nothing but kindness and concern, could never become fully human. Would she be turned back into a guinea pig because of him?

“I need to think,” he said. “Maybe a few days in the wilderness will help me come up with a plan. If I can just figure out how to meet Skyla’s needs, then I’ll be happier, too. After all, happy wife, happy life, right?”

Elisa smiled through her tears. “That’s what they say.” Chandler hugged her hard. Then he packed a backpack filled with supplies, said goodbye to Skyla, and headed out into the bush.

CHANDLER’S LIST (a short story)

An unusual wish-granting genie is determined to make Chandler Peluche the happiest man in the world.

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CHAPTER 9: BATTLE AT THE COTTAGE

Mission complete.

With the lightsaber safely tucked away, it was time to return home to Tyla. Only, Oscar didn’t go home. Not right away. He had some unfinished business to take care of before he was ready to hand over the lightsaber to the vampires.

Without bothering to knock, he burst right into the cottage where he and Kyla had encountered their daughter.

“Where are you, Demon?” he bellowed, his voice echoing through the little house. From somewhere upstairs, he heard his daughter begin to cry. But he couldn’t stop to go comfort her. Not until he’d taken care of the monster who’d kidnapped her.

“And just what do you think you’re going to do?” asked the demon, sneering when Oscar entered into the room where he’d been relaxing. He didn’t seem at all surprised to see Oscar, as though he’d been waiting for him to arrive. “You can’t hurt me. I’m far too powerful.”

Oscar almost whipped out the lightsaber right then but didn’t want to risk Valencia Rose entering the room and getting caught up in the battle. “Outside, Demon,” he growled through his teeth. “You and me. Now.” Whirling on his heel, he marched down the hall and waited for the demon in the garden.

The demon appeared suddenly just across from Oscar. In the moonlight, he looked even more sinister, the tips of his long ears as sharp as thorns. How had Oscar ever mistaken this creature for a human?

“What do you want, you puny little man?” asked the demon. “I need my sleep.”

“I want my daughter back!” Oscar’s voice shook with anger.

“Certainly not. She belongs to me now.” The demon’s eyes glittered. “In a few more years, she’ll be a tasty morsel.”

This was too much. Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out the lightsaber and turned it on. Fssssssshhhh! The weapon’s brilliant red glow cut through the darkness.

“Prepare to die,” said Oscar, gripping the hilt tightly.

“Really? Is that the best you’ve got, Inigo Montoya?” the demon’s laugh was dusty and dry. He snapped his fingers, then he, too, was holding a light saber, which glowed a sickly yellow, just like his sallow face. For a moment, there was only the sound of the two weapons humming.

Then Oscar lunged.

Kshhhhh!! The weapons clashed together in the air, red and yellow sparks spraying like fireworks. Oscar twisted away, then swung his weapon again. Again, the demon blocked him. The dance went on and on, until Oscar’s hands grew weak, and he could barely hold the hilt of his weapon.

Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, he thought. No wait…wrong movie. I am the force, the force is with me. Something like that.

“Give it up, you insolent fool!” the demon growled, thrusting his lightsaber at Oscar’s chest.

Oscar parried the blow. “I will never stop fighting for my daughter. Do you understand? Never!”

With a surge of strength he didn’t know he had, Oscar swung his light saber and felt it connect with something softer than a weapon. With a cry of pain, the demon fell to the ground, his weapon growing dark as it landed in the grass.

For a moment, Oscar stared at his lightsaber, unable to believe what had just happened.

Then saw the demon curled on the grass, looking less like a monster and more like a shriveled old man. A dead old man. Oscar had done it. He’d killed the demon.